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Can we have cloaking MAXes? Just trun around and see "Shhhhhh no tears"
Fix your fucking game Daybreak
Shotguns on planes. Shotguns on tanks. Shotguns on MAXes. I think NC has a fetish.
Dude I'll 360 quick-scope no-scope trick-scope you!
Shampoo Company: Drop the Soap and it's game over for you buddy.
Sorry guys, it's the autsim...
Bounty Directive is so stupid. Tell me someone with a bounty on their head is gonna come my way and I'll kill them repeatedly with 6 weapon types. Even if I did do that, that's robbing people of $121.50 USD since every bounty is $0.25 USD. WTF!!!! I don't even play heavy assault and the reward is an lmg! The probablility of killing one person with a bounty with a specific wepon is how enough, but 81 fucking times??? For 6 weapon types!!!!!???? ALL Bounties????!!!! Fuck that! If you kill me with the NS Gallows, I'm reporting you.
When I said i was tryna "Pounder", I wasn't tryna "Harrasser". My "Longshot" was just tryna "Burster".
Dude AOD ghost-caps with two platoons, like, does not compute.
We need hunger in this game. Then they'd have to release a chef class who provides people with food. Instead of an engy with turrets, they just pop a grill right next to the A point. They also need a certification where it turns their sundy into a food truck.
Why do NC MAXes look like mechanized sumo wrestlers?
I'm putting so many hours into squad/platoon leading, and all they have to give me is a shitty helmet......
I swear, VS female infs are trying to seduce me
REVERSE! REVERSE! C-4 fairies everywhere!
This game made me grow up. I was living on CLub Penguin before this.
I can imagine the devs disgusing their mixtapes as vehicles horns, and at the end, it gives their soundcloud.
Ninja Class. Just go up behind someone with an inf cloak and a katana and slice their fucking head off.
Dude, I'm really drunk right now, you fly.
Dude I should write DB a formal letter of complaint saying "as a memeber of the African-American community, the name of the NS-44 Blackhand offends me". Then I'd laugh hysterically as they change it and give me like 10,000 DBC as compensation.
The Galaxy is mother goose. If you get hurt, let Mother goose heal you.
Just imagine a MAX with 20 engineer behind it
Welcome aboard Shampoo Airlines. If you look under your seat, you will find a barf bag reay for my terrible flying. If we happen to crash into a puddle, your bag of Lays potato chips may be used as a floation device. No smoking dank weed is permitted on this flight. If we happen to get fucked up, use the drop pods to be safely transported to the ground. Check in the pocket of the seat in front of you to find a compementary bottle of shampoo and soap. Thank you for flying Shampoo Airlines.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M A CERTIFIED SQUAD LEADER!
Will you go to Auraxis prom with me?
Passenger on a flash with female inf like
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＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿
/ / ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ
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| ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ
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The rule34 for planetside 2 is just so fucked up
Imagine a pacifist, christian fellowship on the Vanu, yelling on chat "Brothers, we're here to make peace", nah I'm here to make certs.
If I had money saved on every "discounted" purchase I made in PS2...I could probably put a bounty on someone I guess?
Shampoo Comp'ny had a farm,
Trollolololol.
And in that farm there were dank smurfs,
Trollolololol.
With a headshot here,
and a headshot there.
Headshot, headshot, cert gain, headshot.
Shampoo Comp'ny had a farm,
Trollolololol.
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